Chris Matthews To Be Spanked By Black Person

MSNBC blowhard Chris Matthews will be spanked by a black person today, according to a press release from the cable news channel.  “As Mr. Matthews said something really idiotic and probably racist, he will have to be publicly shamed by a medieval-style-ass-having.”  Commented Matthews, “Well, I’ve seen OZ, so it could be a lot worse.  Is this going to be a paddle or bare handed?  Where’s the negro?”

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