Cyberbullies Fatter Than Ever

Cyberbullying

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Not A Conspiracy, Just Good Business

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/opinion/10Ablin.html

Evidently, for every man whose life is saved by treatment for prostate cancer, 47 are unnececssarily having their privates chopped out or burned out with radiation.  Fucking hell.  But if you make a test that's slightly better than useless, you can still make money!

(In other news, people not always morally moral.)





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SOCIAL SKILLS HOW-TO (by bitter spiteful vengeful bastard)

Suspected Pedo Pediatrician Never Reported By Colleagues Or Co-Workers.

Technorati Tags: Dr. Earl Bradley

What they are likely to find is a lot of fingerpointing, but few willing to accept much, if any, responsibility. For example, officials who oversee the Board of Medical Practice claim they never received any complaints until after the arrest. State law requires all medical professionals, state agencies, and law enforcement agencies to report to the licensing board in writing within 30 days if they believe a doctor is or ''may be'' guilty of unprofessional conduct.

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Old Cunt Wants Her Tits!

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Selma Crudgewinkle, aged 80, and life-long resident of Supine Illinois is angry. Angry about health reform. "I need my tits, you fucking commie bastards!" she screamed at her congressman earlier this year. Will the government try to steal her mammograms and her tits? Write now to your congressional representative and demand that ALL of our tits be saved, that mammograms start early and never end, because nothing matters more than a disease which is nearly untreatable and certainly is not curable. { background-color:blue; }

Senator Ben Nelson Also Likes To Have His Cock Sucked In Public

Ben Nelson Contemplates The Sucking Of His Cock, wants to Pretend He Will Not Enjoy It


Senator Ben Nelson (D, Nebraska) took a cue from Senator Joe Lieberman (I, Massachusetts) yesterday when he voiced opposition on to the health care bill on the grounds that it might actually save lives. Anonymous sources suggested that he had expressed "Lieberman Envy" earlier this week, at one point during a late-night session saying he was worried that "Joe's might be larger and more attractive," confusing all present at the time. Another aide stated, "He told me he really felt that his was too small, but sometimes 'you just gotta' go for it. Joe showed me the way'" Senator Lieberman could not be found for comment, but loud sobbing and the gnashing of teeth was heard from the gent's room near his office for many hours. When asked for comment, the ghost of Sigmund Freud observed, "Yes, it is very common for colleagues to project sibling rivalries of childhood onto one another." Puffing on the apparition of a lit cigar as his ethereal form evaporated, he told this reporter, "Oh, your mother told me to let you know that she never liked you." { background-color:blue; }

I Love To Get My Cock Sucked by Joe Lieberman.

Senator Lieberman Anticipating Yet Another 61st Vote


That's right, I really love a good blow job. I love to feel the love, and now is the best time for a good vacuum action. Any time Harry Reid needs 60 votes in the Senate, I can just feel the bulge growing. And the best part is--do you know? Let me tell you what the best part of a good blow job is? I get to do it in public, and there's always a camera on me--so I know that people can always go to CSPAN and watch me break one off, over and over and over. For years, no one really cared about me till I realized that I could play my boyfriends against each other--in return for a sweet, sweet public hooverama that makes JFK look like a virgin. I mean, he couldn't get his on camera now, could he? Sorry, there's a new bill giving aid to some godforsaken poor people, and I'm due for another busta nut. Oh yeah, that is solid. { background-color:blue; }