Will A Holland Man Someday Write The Great Hollandaise Novel?

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HEADLINES: Malicious Software Insulting To Industry

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Really Thick Woman Not Quite Thick Enough

Va. gov: No clemency for Teresa Lewis - UPI.com

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Pope To Britain: “You’re All Going To Hell. You’re Welcome.”

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"Oh I love you guys, what a crowd!
London audiences are the greatest
audiences in the world!"

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Gitmo Prisoners Get Ready For Big "Constitution Day" Celebration

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Thousands Protest Ground Zero Mosque, Visit Ground Zero Starbucks, Patronize Ground Zero Strip Clubs

The Weekly Standard | A Weekly Conservative Magazine and Blog of News and Opinion.

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New Study: Masturbatory Insanity Most Common Cause Of Death For Tolkien Fans

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Are Atheist Priests Being Stigmatized In The Workplace?

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Cheney's Heart Unable To Escape Cheney Despite 30 Years Of Trying

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BP Oil Executives Present Mexican Walrus Protection Plan To Congress

Oil Executives Try to Explain Differences From BP - NYTimes.com

BP executives appeared before Congress yesterday to present a plan to protect the Mexican Walrus from oil spills that may happened over five thousand years ago. Stated BP CEO Tony Hayward, "We also have plans to protect the Nicaraguan Mastodon, the Guatemalan Goat Sucker, and the Texas Sabre-Tooth.

(pictured below: artist's rendering of soon-to-be-protected species by BP)
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Local Chap Plans To Express Love For God With Pipe Bomb, Gasoline, And Ammunition

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Cyberbullies Fatter Than Ever

Cyberbullying

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THE ECONOMY

National Frivolity Index at all-time low. Interest in Tiger Woods' at all-time high.


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Time-Traveling Haircut From 1979 Warns Congress About Defective Toyota Parts

Haircut Assumes Control Of Human To Testify Before Congressional SubCommittee On Time Travel & Automotive Safety

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THE OLYMPIC COMMITTEE

"Pretending you care if someone lives or dies is hard work."

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The Toyota Debacle

If their CEO if forced to commit seppuku on camera, it'll all have been worth it. Preferably, with a bamboo sword.

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HEADLINES

GOP Chairman Michael Steele: "I'm the fucking pimp."

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Online Dating: Creating Efficacious Economies of Scale with Ever-lowering costs of labor and mechanization.;

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Global

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Best Ever Letter-to-the-Editor Title:

“An Appalling Sight at Auschwitz”

nytimes.com,05 Jan 2010

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/01/06/opinion/lweb06auschwitz.html

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Free-Thinking Political Independent Actually A Fucking Moron.

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